We own three pacifiers. Just three. This picture, taken at 9pm on Friday the 29th in our own cramped kitchen, shows four pacifiers. Four of them. Where did the fourth one come from? We believe it showed up on Thursday of this week, but we can't be sure. Unaware of the interloper, we freely used all four pacifiers for all of Thursday and all of Friday when the addition was clearly identified. First I panicked, then I stared stupidly at a fixed spot trying to remember every minute of Thursday and Friday, and finally I gathered up all four pacifiers to be sterilized. Wherever it came from, I sure hope it had only friendly germs that will build Zeke's immune system without causing a miserable illness.
To quote Mike, "Well, we lose a video camera but we find a pacifier. That works."