"Hey, Zeke, what was your favorite part of school today?"
"Centers? Oh, centers. You liked playing in the centers?"
"What did you play?"
"I play everything. All the time."
"Oh, okay. And what was something you didn't like about school?"
"Girls? You don't like the girls at school?"
"Yeah, I don't like playing with them."
"So, like, Kate, who was running on the hill with you after school - you don't like her? Not so much?"
"No. Not one bit."
I just wish you could have heard his inflection and seen his face.